Wow, i have just gotten a swell of responses from people. With my number of followers at 0, i really thank all of my fans for your support.
Since we are on the topic of uselessness, lets talk about Disney Stars! First, lets let you all know, I absolutely HATE the Disney Channel. I respect no person who holds stake in that network or their idiotic shows. So if you like the disney channel, stop reading my blog and stop breathing my air. just do not perpetuate the idea that the Disney Channel is wholesome. Honestly, at least MTV or Comedy Central actually admit to what they are. But back on topic... Miley Cyrus!!! Does anyone realize that her on Disney personality of the Blond Hannah Montana looks exactly like Lizzie McGuire played by Hillary Duff? Disney just ropes in these girls, portrays them as blond charismatic teenagers, makes billions off of their name brand, and then moves onto the next one. Honestly, at least Hillary Duff was attractive enough to make the slutty look work after her "Great Transformation" after Disney dropped her like a bad habit. Honestly, I used to want Miley Cyrus to just be forgotten, but recently, her own "transformation" is just way to fun to watch. Before you think of me as a perv, i dont mean watch like actually "watch" her stuff, but it is just sooo fulfilling to watch her try to get along without the Disney marketing aficionados driving her career.
The thing that cracks me up is the blatant disregard for her career. She made more money than any recording artist a few years ago for one reason, and one reason only. PARENTS THOUGHT SHE WAS A WHOLESOME INFLUENCE ON THEIR CHILDREN!!!! When your entire career is based on one market segment, parents buying music for their children, it is common knowledge that you should probably not make that market segment hate you. As soon as she essentially started making softcore porn, pole dancing, dishing out underage lap dances to 40 year old men, smoking a bong, basically bringing everything to light that shes been doing with her dad (including the Oedipal-ly raunchy photos) since she was popped into this world, her career hit the crapper. Honestly, she is not talented enough, if at all, to make a career work with bad press like legitimate musicians. Without Disney, she has no chance at producing legitimate albums. And I cant wait. I mean, I guess she may be able to appeal to the niche market of perverted middle aged men, but even that market probably lost interest once she turned 18. I actually give her 10 years before she is broke, and I only give her that long because she made SO much money a few years ago.
Anyone see that American Idol clip where she is a guest musical coach? Honestly, i hate American Idol, but my roommate knows my hatred of Miley. It was an excruciating episode to watch in its entirety, but when the guy told her that he has never listened to her music, it made my day.
And who doesn't now love Radiohead? I had never listened to a single one of their songs, but as soon as I heard they said "Hell, no" to a backstage visit from Miley, I bought their discography. Awesome. Just Awesome.
Oh, oh, oh!!!! and she sounds like a dude. I had to get that in here.
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